Kellie
03-22-2011, 11:37 PM
We are live on tape on the internet and your announcers are Todd ‘Blue Jacket Fever’ Grisham and William ‘Are you rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrready to’ Regal. Your hosts are Matt ‘Welcome to the capital of Ohio’ Striker and Maryse.
Maryse welcome everyone to the shows and she bring out the NXT rookie. The pros are already on the stage in their official NXT Pro chairs.
Todd asks William about the rookies and he says that he is impressed with Darren Young and Lucky Cannon.
Matt reminds us that the rookies are competing for Redemption in Season Six which is very special and they will get to choose their pro.
We look at the Titus O’Neill has five redemption points and is in the lead, even though Maryse thought that Jacob Novak was in the lead. Darren Young has three redemption points.
The first challenge is worth four redemption points and it is for the rookies to insult the other rookies.
The crowd will be judging the rookies.
Jacob Novak takes on Byron Saxton in the first round. Jacob tells Saxton that he knows that Byron used to report the news. He has a newsflash for Byron. The top story is him. He tells Byron that you have to be more than average, like Columbus, Ohio.
Saxton’s rebuttal starts and he wants to congratulate Jacob Novak for being the official spokesperson for Huggies Diapers.
The winner of this round is Byron Saxton because the only person who voted for him was Jacob’s pro. Regal compared the challenge to being the best looking person in prison.
The second match up is Conor O’Brian and Titus O’Neill.
O’Brien goes first and he tells talks about how Titus has the greatest saying in NXT history and he compares it to the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.
Titus goes next and Titus mocks Conor’s laugh. He says that Conor has a ‘nose’ for jokes and he tells Conor that his nose is so big that his pull over shirts have stretch marks.
Before we go to the results, Todd wonders if both could end up losing. The winner of this round is Titus O’Neill.
The final first round match up is between Darren Young and Lucky Cannon.
Darren says that it is 2011 and the 1980s want their robe back. He tells Lucky to leave Maryse alone and worry about what is in front of him.
Lucky tells Darren that he has as much chance of winning as the Buckeyes have to win a National Championship.
The winner, by default, is Darren Young.
It is time for the finals and they have thirty seconds.
Byron goes first and he says that we learned about Huggies earlier and now he tells us that Titus has earned an unlimited supply of Kibbles n Bits. Byron barks and then he says that Darren was part of Nexus, but now he is part of Darren Young and the Four Flat Tops.
Titus goes next and he recreates a conversation between Byron Saxton and Yoshi Tatsu about Byron’s hair. Titus gets a little too excited and entranced
Darren tells everyone that Titus is going to be 42 years old next week. Young says that people say that he looks like John Cena, but he looks a lot better than Byron Saxton.
Regal comments on the performances before we get the final vote from the fans. The winner is Darren Young. Young is now in the lead with Seven Redemption Points.
Todd and Regal wonder if there are really any winners in this competition.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a look back at last week’s episode of NXT Redemption.
Match Number One: Titus O’Neill with Hornswoggle versus Darren Young with Chavo Guerrero
They lock up and O’Neill backs Young into the corner but Young with a knee. Titus with a clothesline followed by a slam and he gets a near fall. Young with an elbow to the back of the head and a kick to the knee. Young kicks Titus in the head and then chokes him in the ropes. Young with a snap mare and gets a near fall. Young with a reverse chin lock on Titus.
Titus backs Young into the turnbuckles and then he blocks a punch and he punches Young and follows it with a European uppercut. Young with a side head lock and a back breaker for a near fall. Young with a kick to the head and then Young with an Irish whip and Young wih a kick in the corner followed by a forearm. Titus with an Irish whip and Chavo pulls Young out of the way but Hornswoggle bites Chavo’s ankle. Titus sends Darren into Titus and he hits the Sky High for the three count.
Winner: Titus O’Neill
We go to commercial.
We are back with the latest Triple H/Undertaker hype video.
Todd asks Regal if he thinks the streak ends at Wrestlemania. Regal says that the winner has their resume set.
Yoshi tells Lucky Cannon that he needs to show Maryse more respect. Maryse apologizes to Lucky for slapping him last night. Lucky points out that her boyfriend was humiliated by Triple H last night and Maryse slaps Lucky. Maryse asks Yoshi if he is laughing at her but he says that he isn’t. Maryse slaps Yoshi. Lucky says that was pretty funny and Yoshi slaps Lucky.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Lucky Cannon video package. Lucky says that everything is different. He has a different set of rules. He says that he was offended by his season’s winner. He does not want to talk about that season any more. What the WWE Universe will see from him is a whole different side. He says that it is all about him. He says that he is Delish. Him and his Associate Tyson Kidd are going to run away with this. He says that he is the VIP of NXT.
Before the match starts, Matt Striker stops them and he says that anything can happen. This is not going to be a traditional match. We are going to have a dance off.
The judges are . . . THEWWEUNIVERSE in Columbus.
Jacob and JTG go first and Jacob gets fed up with his dance partner while JTG appears to have a lot of fun dancing in the ropes. It is now time for Vladimir and Conor and they both do the robot and some other moves in tandem.
The winners are Vladimir Kozlov and Conor O’Brian.
We go to commercial.
We are back with Miz’s promo from the end of last night’s Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Lucky Cannon with Tyson Kidd versus Byron Saxton with Yoshi Tatsu
They lock up and Lucky backs Saxton into the turnbuckles and Lucky with punches and kicks to Saxton until the referee pulls him out of the corner. Saxton sends Lucky into the turnbuckle and Saxton with elbows and shoulders. Cannon with a boot to Saxton’s chest after Saxton gets distracted by Tyson Kidd on the apron.
Cannon with punches to Saxton and he puts Saxton in a rear chin lock with his knee in the back. Cannon sends Saxton into the mat and then he gets a near fall. Cannon with a neck breaker followed by a near fall. Cannon returns to the rear chin lokc.
We see JTG and Hornswoggle possibly playing a game of tic-tac-toe.
Saxton with punches to Cannon but Cannon with a kick and punch. Cannon tries for a neck breaker but Saxton escapes and he hits a flying back elbow. Cannon with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Saxton. Saxton with a clothesline from the turnbuckles and he gets a near fall. Cannon with a knee and kick followed by a set up for the fireman’s carry slam. Cannon sends Saxton into the ring post and then he hits the fireman’s carry slam for the three count.
Winner: Lucky Cannon
After the match, Cannon attacks Yoshi, who was checking on Saxton and Lucky hits the fireman’s carry slam.
We go to credits.
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Maryse welcome everyone to the shows and she bring out the NXT rookie. The pros are already on the stage in their official NXT Pro chairs.
Todd asks William about the rookies and he says that he is impressed with Darren Young and Lucky Cannon.
Matt reminds us that the rookies are competing for Redemption in Season Six which is very special and they will get to choose their pro.
We look at the Titus O’Neill has five redemption points and is in the lead, even though Maryse thought that Jacob Novak was in the lead. Darren Young has three redemption points.
The first challenge is worth four redemption points and it is for the rookies to insult the other rookies.
The crowd will be judging the rookies.
Jacob Novak takes on Byron Saxton in the first round. Jacob tells Saxton that he knows that Byron used to report the news. He has a newsflash for Byron. The top story is him. He tells Byron that you have to be more than average, like Columbus, Ohio.
Saxton’s rebuttal starts and he wants to congratulate Jacob Novak for being the official spokesperson for Huggies Diapers.
The winner of this round is Byron Saxton because the only person who voted for him was Jacob’s pro. Regal compared the challenge to being the best looking person in prison.
The second match up is Conor O’Brian and Titus O’Neill.
O’Brien goes first and he tells talks about how Titus has the greatest saying in NXT history and he compares it to the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.
Titus goes next and Titus mocks Conor’s laugh. He says that Conor has a ‘nose’ for jokes and he tells Conor that his nose is so big that his pull over shirts have stretch marks.
Before we go to the results, Todd wonders if both could end up losing. The winner of this round is Titus O’Neill.
The final first round match up is between Darren Young and Lucky Cannon.
Darren says that it is 2011 and the 1980s want their robe back. He tells Lucky to leave Maryse alone and worry about what is in front of him.
Lucky tells Darren that he has as much chance of winning as the Buckeyes have to win a National Championship.
The winner, by default, is Darren Young.
It is time for the finals and they have thirty seconds.
Byron goes first and he says that we learned about Huggies earlier and now he tells us that Titus has earned an unlimited supply of Kibbles n Bits. Byron barks and then he says that Darren was part of Nexus, but now he is part of Darren Young and the Four Flat Tops.
Titus goes next and he recreates a conversation between Byron Saxton and Yoshi Tatsu about Byron’s hair. Titus gets a little too excited and entranced
Darren tells everyone that Titus is going to be 42 years old next week. Young says that people say that he looks like John Cena, but he looks a lot better than Byron Saxton.
Regal comments on the performances before we get the final vote from the fans. The winner is Darren Young. Young is now in the lead with Seven Redemption Points.
Todd and Regal wonder if there are really any winners in this competition.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a look back at last week’s episode of NXT Redemption.
Match Number One: Titus O’Neill with Hornswoggle versus Darren Young with Chavo Guerrero
They lock up and O’Neill backs Young into the corner but Young with a knee. Titus with a clothesline followed by a slam and he gets a near fall. Young with an elbow to the back of the head and a kick to the knee. Young kicks Titus in the head and then chokes him in the ropes. Young with a snap mare and gets a near fall. Young with a reverse chin lock on Titus.
Titus backs Young into the turnbuckles and then he blocks a punch and he punches Young and follows it with a European uppercut. Young with a side head lock and a back breaker for a near fall. Young with a kick to the head and then Young with an Irish whip and Young wih a kick in the corner followed by a forearm. Titus with an Irish whip and Chavo pulls Young out of the way but Hornswoggle bites Chavo’s ankle. Titus sends Darren into Titus and he hits the Sky High for the three count.
Winner: Titus O’Neill
We go to commercial.
We are back with the latest Triple H/Undertaker hype video.
Todd asks Regal if he thinks the streak ends at Wrestlemania. Regal says that the winner has their resume set.
Yoshi tells Lucky Cannon that he needs to show Maryse more respect. Maryse apologizes to Lucky for slapping him last night. Lucky points out that her boyfriend was humiliated by Triple H last night and Maryse slaps Lucky. Maryse asks Yoshi if he is laughing at her but he says that he isn’t. Maryse slaps Yoshi. Lucky says that was pretty funny and Yoshi slaps Lucky.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a Lucky Cannon video package. Lucky says that everything is different. He has a different set of rules. He says that he was offended by his season’s winner. He does not want to talk about that season any more. What the WWE Universe will see from him is a whole different side. He says that it is all about him. He says that he is Delish. Him and his Associate Tyson Kidd are going to run away with this. He says that he is the VIP of NXT.
Before the match starts, Matt Striker stops them and he says that anything can happen. This is not going to be a traditional match. We are going to have a dance off.
The judges are . . . THEWWEUNIVERSE in Columbus.
Jacob and JTG go first and Jacob gets fed up with his dance partner while JTG appears to have a lot of fun dancing in the ropes. It is now time for Vladimir and Conor and they both do the robot and some other moves in tandem.
The winners are Vladimir Kozlov and Conor O’Brian.
We go to commercial.
We are back with Miz’s promo from the end of last night’s Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Three: Lucky Cannon with Tyson Kidd versus Byron Saxton with Yoshi Tatsu
They lock up and Lucky backs Saxton into the turnbuckles and Lucky with punches and kicks to Saxton until the referee pulls him out of the corner. Saxton sends Lucky into the turnbuckle and Saxton with elbows and shoulders. Cannon with a boot to Saxton’s chest after Saxton gets distracted by Tyson Kidd on the apron.
Cannon with punches to Saxton and he puts Saxton in a rear chin lock with his knee in the back. Cannon sends Saxton into the mat and then he gets a near fall. Cannon with a neck breaker followed by a near fall. Cannon returns to the rear chin lokc.
We see JTG and Hornswoggle possibly playing a game of tic-tac-toe.
Saxton with punches to Cannon but Cannon with a kick and punch. Cannon tries for a neck breaker but Saxton escapes and he hits a flying back elbow. Cannon with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot from Saxton. Saxton with a clothesline from the turnbuckles and he gets a near fall. Cannon with a knee and kick followed by a set up for the fireman’s carry slam. Cannon sends Saxton into the ring post and then he hits the fireman’s carry slam for the three count.
Winner: Lucky Cannon
After the match, Cannon attacks Yoshi, who was checking on Saxton and Lucky hits the fireman’s carry slam.
We go to credits.
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