Thurnis

[Rockstar]

Name: Thurnis
Height: 5'11
Weight: 175
Age: 20
Hometown: Los Angeles, California
FWA accomplishments: None
Non-FWA accomplishments: Young rapper
Type (Face or Heel): Heel
Style of Wrestling: Amateur
Gimmick (i.e. respected, hated, bully, etc.): Shock-value
FWA Win/Loss Record: 0-0-0
Current FWA Fueds: Bitches
Finisher(s):
Twin Chorus - Double Piledriver

This Is The Move That Ends Any Bitch - Slap to the face, stomp on opponent's toes and then Dominator

AssMilk - Cobra Clutch (Usually done deviously, after any move)

5 perfected wrestling moves:
Punch to the eye.
Hey bitch, stay down! (Multiple Stomps)
Eargasm - Fake cobra-clutch, but smashes elbow into ear. Sometimes a set-up into AssMilk
Radical Tackle - Unseen tackle, normally done when opponent is dazed or doesn't see Thurnis
The Cat's Pajamas - fake Boston Crab, he sets it up, put takes off the opponent's boots and hits them with it.

Entrance Theme (If you wish to include one):


E-Mail address: MySkittlesTasteEpic@rocke tmail.com

Intro Promo:
*Thurnis enters the ring to confusion after a jobber match, and pushes them after the match to clear the ring*

Yo, I ain't here to get titles, it doesn't matter.
I'm only here to take a bitch's head, kick it, and make it splatter.

I'm not a wrestler, I'm not pro, I'm just a fighter.
I'll deliver so much pain, you'll scream and get tighter.

I'm not here for experience or the crowd's Ric Flair woos,
I'm just here to get that 1-2-3, no need for a ref cues.

The only wrestling I ever done was in school where I was brought,
I was flipping through channels, saw FWA and all these bitches fought.

So, ma mama said "Hey Thurnis, you bitch. Wake the fuck up, and get a job"
Mama's harsh, but I oughta make some money. Beating up bitches makes me throb.

I'm not here for flash, glamour or fame.
I'm here for blood, and to make you lose the game.

I see all them bitches in the back, looking at me like I just came from school. no,
you can look at me all you want, I ain't homophobic, but you're homo.

bitches.

I'm here to take the Fantasy Wrestling Alliance, ahem,

*Thurnis winks into the camera*

I'm here to take and break any bitches hymen with my boot shoved up their privates,
because I'm a man, and all of you look like ugly bitches with shaven armpits.

Man the fuck up, and stop taking it in the rear,
Thurnis is real, no need to be sincere.

I'mma face any bitch in the ring, young or old with faceripples,
because after I pin you on the mat, I'm going to shit on your nipples.


I'm out.

*Thurnis leaves the ring*



Every promo is in the same vain as Tyler, the Creator's (rapper) lyrics. It is not meant to be racist or homophobic or ageist or sexist in any way. It is purely shock value for my character to be hated.

[iMatt]

you have to edit/censor the f words in your intro promo before you can be signed to a brand.

[Rockstar]

Then close this, rofl. Maybe Thurnis was never meant to be

I can't censor. It's OCD for me not to.