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Promos are due Thursday at midnight pacific time, 3am Friday morning eastern time. Extensions will be no longer than 12 hours and must be requested by Wednesday at midnight pacific time.
Note: I am posting the Supershow card and promo thread in both the Crossfire and Fight Night sections. Post your promo in either one. I just don't want a Crossfire guy to not see their name on the Supershow card in the Fight Night section.
Newest accomplishment additions: 2011 FWA mod of the year and 2011 FWA writer of the year
Rey Mysterio Jr. is the most overrated wrestler in history.
Scene opens up in a valley as the snow has covered the dirt. Winter has killed the life of the brushes there as all animals have disappeared. The mighty pines still stand becoming covered with snow becoming a snow ghost. The dark sky and the moonlight stand above the valley and the area. We see a pile of logs pilled with no snow on them making them recently cut. An axe smashed into a stump of a tree. Camera crew continues walking through and notices douglas fir trees covered in snow but have moss growing on them. There is silence as snow softly falls from the sky lightly. A raven is heard then flies away. The snow and brush underneath is heard with every step the camera crew makes. The camera crew continues walking into the valley as the moonlight gives off shadows off the pine and douglas fir trees in the area. They continue walking for a few more minutes until they approach a ditch. However after looking careful looking at it appears to be a man made trench. Suddenly a sound of a crow cawing is heard. The camera crew turn around to look at the crow perched in the snow covered douglas fir. Suddenly the sound a lighter flickering is heard then suddenly the trench shoots out a wall of fire. The smell of gas is very evident. The camera crew turn around and are startled badly from the explosion of fire coming from the trench. Suddenly we hear footsteps coming close to where the camera crew is as we hear an all too familiar tone of voice.
‘His wicked Highness, born from disaster, to dominate and to kill
A glistening, murder-machine; false majesty, standing perfectly still
A blitzkrieg; raining down evil on a mountain of black ice
Like a good ole fashioned beating within Inches of your life
Alone and left abandoned with the sentence you've been handed
All your angels will ignore you as your life flashes before you
Even still you keep on fighting through the thunder and the lightning
And now Heaven sends its love your sudden death from above
Once frozen like a prisoner depraved, perched high atop the lithospheres
Set free from beneath the depths of hell, bequeathing man nothing but despair
The beast is genetically programmed, time to destroy, time to go berserk
To see the end of all wars, to see the end of the earth’
The footsteps are heard louder as he approaches closer and closer. The sound of the frozen Earth crunching beneath him becoming louder and louder with every passing second. We see he is wearing white washed blue jean wearing a black leather jacket unbuttoned with a Black Sabbath t-shirt on. His long brown hair and thick beard. His cold light blue eye and unforgiving pure white eye stare at the camera. It is none other than Stu ‘The Snake’ St.Clair. Slowly he begins speaking in his all too familiar tone of voice.
Stu ‘The Snake’ St.Clair: So it has come to this. The world has truly frozen over and I hoped it wouldn’t come to it. However I knew it could happen. Carmine ‘Grim’ Reaper has become infested by lust and power. Choosing my brother to side witch is no fair exchange. [*Stu smirks for a minute then it disappears*] All you did was pick up his baggage. You’re guilty by association like I am for turning him into a monster. Your tempting fate young one he isn’t going to turn you into a puppet. He is passed that amusement it’s all about turning someone into a shadow of themselves. A complete one hundred and eighty turn if you would. Become corrupted and tainted with the vile of evil that he feeds and breaths on. I know it runs through his veins and he was bound to infect. [*Stu cringes*] Damn it! If only he stayed buried he would be neutralized. Everyone breathing wouldn’t have another thing to worry about. [*Stu stops cringing*] Carmine I know my brother and one thing you need to understand my friend is if Wolf is going to hell he will drag you down with you. He will have your sprit engulfed by betrayal. The only betrayal occurred to you was when Bullseye got green with envy and became jealous of Nemesis’ success. Bullseye hasn’t been seen in well over a year. Do you really want so suffer that fate Carmine? My words may give you guidance but the experience; the aftermath will prove I was right. Nobody is out to screw with you. You came to me to get Katie back but god damn they got a serious ass kicking. Open your eyes Carmine before you start running blind. That is my parting advice for you Carmine. I move no to the running blind to the running scared.
• Stu stares into the fire as the embers glow. He slowly turns around to face the camera.
Stu ‘The Snake’ St.Clair: Thomas Princeton the man holding the gold has the targets coming from every direction. Tom you know you aren’t safe and I am not talking about myself. I am talking about my out of control brother. Despite what I said about him earlier he will eat you alive. I may not like him but it’s fact. Fact also dictates Princeton needs to wear a new change of pants when he figured who he was facing. He wasn’t facing a no name undeserving scum of the Earth Mark Reynolds. He found out he got to get in the ring with me. I have been World Heavyweight Champion four times from 2008 to 2011. I am his biggest critic. His maker if you would. I am the real test to see how this multi millionaire fairs against a former World Heavyweight. The title doesn’t have to be on the line to make me bite. Rather the chance to see how the World Heavyweight Champion will fare when backed into a corner. I may have beaten him over a month ago but Princeton’s got incentive now being a World Heavyweight Champion. He isn’t going to let anyone make a fool of him. [*Stu chuckles*] Princeton makes a fool of himself easily on a regular basis and doesn’t anyone but himself for that. Face facts Princeton your just a skinny white … opps I mean a skinny rich white boy that needs knots tied in his legs just so he has knees. Things aren’t that pleasant for you but you have a single saving grace. That single saving grace ain’t the fact you brought a spare change of underwear or pants. The saving grace comes from the match not being a World Heavyweight title match. If it was one on one with the belt on the line it would be mine [*snaps his fingers*] like that while making a joke out of you. However not a comedian nor did I claim to be one. The only thing I claim I am is sadistic wrestler but I have control. However you do have one other saving grace in this match.
• Stu stares into the blazing fire then slowly turns his attention back at the camera
Stu ‘The Snake’ St.Clair: It’s a tag team bout and you got one half of great tag team known as Aut Pax Aut Bellum that being Andrew Johnson. Andrew we haven’t been formally introduced but I already don’t like you. You may be brash but you need someone to put you in your place. You need a mortality check and you can bet your ass I will do that. You may I cling on to what I have done in the past. Well Andrew if I do recall you cling on to the past as well. Ain’t the kettle black eh? [*Stu smirks*] Well Andrew I saw what went down to Anthony and I am not impressed. Are you trying to show off how mean you are or how much of a bad ass you are? You want to know why bad asses don’t mess with those who psychotic and sadistic? The bad asses ended up getting scared ************************* from the whole ordeal. Look at my history Andrew do you really want that? Do you want to be even terrified by a mere knock at the door? Do you want to play Andrew because I know I want to? The people at home want to see it too. Temptation is knocking and I’m coming in Andrew. I been a hell of a single’s wrestler winning The FWA World Heavyweight Title along with the North American Title. My resume includes being a four time FWA Tag Team Champion. You got nothing on me son. Except being younger than I. Didn’t take long did it for Duke and Anthony to knock you down and here you are still standing like your ten feet tall. It’s time to knock you down a serious peg
• Stu gazes to the ground for a moment than looks into the fire for a moment. He slowly exhales and then turns his attention back to the camera.
Stu ‘The Snake’ St.Clair: It may be a tag match but I got a partner who is a World Champion of Fight Night Duke Drazin. He and I aren’t chums. We don’t watch hockey and a have a cold one. He ran me down with his mouth but years later we faced. I walked out the victor but both of us know neither one of us will be completely satisfied until we face off one more time. He knows how to brawl and one means power bomb called the Ice Plunge. He and I both know we ain’t tag because we are friends. THIS AIN’T FACEBOOK AND I AIN’T HIS FRIEND. Duke wants to chop up Andrew and I want to lay into Princeton. We both got our agendas. It’s all about figuring if the other one will watch our back. Duke can talk third person till he loses his voice I just want to make sure he is there. If he isn’t I do not have a problem taking on two men at once. [*Stu chuckles then smirks before he continues talking*] It’s not because I am fool but rather a way to remind people who I am. They need to remember I do bite and my venom is very much lethal. Bring what you want boys and I will bring the venom and hopefully Drazin will have my back. Watch yourself because something is about to eat you alive. See there.
• Stu spreads his arm to the side as the sound of a crow cawing is heard as we camera cut out with the fire burning and the snow silently falling from the dark moonlight sky.
End of Scene
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