The Return Of The Rebel Bad Ass

[Rebel Benoit]

Camera Pans To An Old Beat Up Bar Called Red Hot Pussy Liquors

There’s a Balled Bearded Man Sitting in The Corner Chugging on A Bottle Of Jack Daniels The Man Looks Into the camera.

“The Rebel Bad Ass” well my looks may have Changed a Little Added a Few new Scars From Bar Fights and a Few New Tats But I’m The Same Old Rebel Bad Ass

I bet ol Matt Robinson and all you other Punk Ass’s would Never See This Face Again hell I even thought id never Return But I Got a Call From an Old Friend of Mine Saying he had Something Big Planned for All the old Schoolers no Jabronis included it didn’t take much to convince me Just a Few Bottles Really

And since before I left I had Signed a Long Term Contract there’s not much any one can do to stop this from Happening this old dog is back and is Ready to kick Ass and Take Names. Like CM Punk in WWE here in the FWA The Rebel Bad Ass Is The Voice Of The Voiceless and ive been Dropping pipe bombs long before it got a name but I will admit the term is Catchy.

don’t know how the powers that be twisted my dismissal from the FWA nor do I Really Care but here and Now the Badest Son Of A Bitch to ever Step Foot in the FWA is going to Explain it Right Now

You see I was Ready to Pack up and head to a different company for a year before I finally Split now im a cat that loves to Drink but when your having to get drunk and abuse other Substances Just to get threw a Day At work in a Business you Truly love its time to go for a long time the powers that be let who ever blew them the Hardest get pushes over guys that Truly Deserved the Rub that’s bull shit I got sick and tired of the political atmosphere going on in the Fight Night locker Room I begged and pleaded to be traded to Cross Fire But Matt Robinson didn’t want to lose his top Draw but he also didn’t want to push him either he figured as long as he threw the money in my face id stay content that’s when I started acting out doing what I wanted when ever the hell I wanted seriously who the hell in this company is going to stop me.


Matt and his Lackeys Fired the only Man that could ever talk Since to me firing Ol Bapho for substance abuse Problems is the biggest Joke I’ve ever Heard 90 percent of this locker room is on some substance or another Mainly Steroids and none of them can touch me on my Addictions

Baphos name was thrown in the mud by this company and Matt and every one else in it is lucky he didn’t sew for defamation of Character because if he did wed be Running this whole damn Company Right Now

But let it be known right now I am coming back but im coming back on my damn terms im not tied down to fight night or Cross Fire I will show up at any show I Damn Well Please and if people have a Problem with that they can do there damndest to try and stop me but no doubt they will get the shit Kicked out of them.

I don’t know how things are run here these days but im sure it’s the same political structure it was when I left in June Suck A Little Ass Get a Push Well This Son Of A Bitch doesn’t suck ass I beat the hell out of it im sure the only reason I got any phone calls was because yall know yall need me but it sure as hell wasn’t Management that talked me into coming back I never once accepted there calls no matter How they will try to spin it to make themselves look better several people I consider brothers finally talked me back into doing this gig one more time I never left the business I just left this company

After a stint in Rehab we all see how that worked I went and Worked for NJPW kicked some Major Ass There but got tired of the crappy Food and Came home did some spots on the Indies including NWA Hollywood CZW and even ROH got Calls From TNA but told that dumb Bitch Dixie Shed Half To Shit Can Russo Hogan Flair And Bischoff To Get Me

Got a Try Out with WWE what the hell Was Vince Smoking when he had Johnny Ace Make that Call sure enough I ended up not being PG Enough for them.

So I stuck to the Indies working Against guys Like Raven And Funk. Went Hunting With Michael Hickenbottom Smoked Some Of That Fine Green With Hank III At one of his shows in Texas having a damn good time with out all the bull shit that is associated with being an FWA worker

But here I am at the Last Place I ever thought id Return to Still Raising Hell And Taking Names Ol Rebel Is Back In The FWA and Back with a Vengeance and I will do this time around what the Powers that be held me back from doing last time around and that’s Take The World Title From 07 tell 011 I was a loyal Worker to this company only to get buried every chance I Got that will not Happen this was I Return with the same attitude I had the last several months of My last Run here a Take no Prisoners Attitude if you don’t like it try and do something about it

Now get that damn Camera Out Of My Face

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[JJ Smooth]

Um...you do realize it's now just one brand...there are no more affliations

[Rebel Benoit]

theres no more cross fire hell i havent been here since june smart ass

That Rebel Guy

[JJ Smooth]

Yeah...see that and all...but you should know before posting a 'Comeback Promo' what's going on...unless in said promo you claim complete ignorance which would be alright.

[Maxxy the Franchise]

Yeah...see that and all...but you should know before posting a 'Comeback Promo' what's going on...unless in said promo you claim complete ignorance which would be alright.

Eh... The FWA conforms around Rebel's rants, not the other way around...

Just you wait...

[JJ Smooth]

You may be right sir.

[Rebel Benoit]

i do what i want when i want

That Rebel Guy